Third Eye Monocle

Why third eye monocle? Well its simple, people need them. We have corrective lenses for normal eyes, so why don’t we have them for the minds eye? There are a lot of people out there who would do so much better with a little bit of clearer vision. That ghost is a little fuzzy... third eye monocle. Demons got ya on the run but you aren’t sure what kind... third eye monocle. Mixing up your aura colors... you got it TEM time baby. This is not just a good idea its a service I am speaking about.

Think about how needed this is, this of the suffering that can be alleviated with a simple addition of a TEM. No longer will we have to worry about putting psychic rat poison in our psychic coffee because we can’t read the box... this is important work I am doing here. All we really need is to put a little platform on glasses that people already wear to hold the TEM. Think about this, this is a growth industry, all the same things that corrective lenses have caused the same goes for TEMs. Eye doctors... check. Labs to lose your prescription and make you wait another two weeks.... check. Stores where people can show you different styles and then order what you need for the lab to lose....check. No more getting called 4 eyes... its now 6 eyes buddy.... check. This isn’t just a service for the poor people who simply can’t tell the difference between a spirit of a loved one and a lamp post (they both glow after all) this is a service for the country.

National security... well how easy would it be for someone to break in if we couldn’t see them well. The economy, put all those poor people who can’t focus without a TEM, these people can now be productively employed and spread the wealth. Why do you think that eye is on the dollar... Illuminati? nah... its the world wide conspiracy against the TEM.

What does all this nonsense really mean? What is this blog going to be about? Well its my own personal TEM, its going to be about how I see the spirit world, and sometimes just the world itself. We all need to get some corrective lenses I think, we need to step back and see that things aren’t as bad as we think, and aren’t as serious either. Things are always funny, and are always ridiculous we just have to see them the right way. If you are someone who doesn’t have a sense of humor, hey thats cool, you just need a TEM. If you are always looking at the negative side of things.... Rose colored TEM. Change your TEM change your world.

I am going to try to update this at least once a week. More if things catch my attention. Lets have some fun, accept that that spirit in the corner when you sleep might just be a dead “working girl” from the old west who just wants her $10 and not something scary.